Bless Them!

When you live on the hyphen your grip is somewhat strengthened by quaintness. So last Sunday I swung, metaphorically speaking, over to the Spanish side of my Anglo/Latin dilemma with this very sweet and utterly pointless ritual in the main street of Alcalá.

Though someone with well-trained critical faculties, I nonetheless tend to reserve – or even suspend – judgement when things quaint are combined with things cute (and nobody gets hurt).

And so it was amidst the horses, dogs, birds, rabbits and weasel lining up to be blessed by the clergy in  Europe´s oldest “hospital”, the Antezana in Alcalá, (twelve beds), in the name of Saint Antón.

This is definitely what I signed up for!  Old buildings from the 15th century, silly traditions and lots and lots of little animals!  It goes like this.  On the 23rd of January the devout, and not so devout, drag, cajole, or otherwise bring their pets along to receive the blessing of San Antón and a small bap of bread.  Fortunately the police are in attendance, since the invitation is extended, not only to domestic pets, but to working animals, such as mules, pulling traps and huge, beautiful horses with pleated or cropped tails.

Had we not been standing on cobbled and paved streets the manure issuing from the tens of horses would have fertilized the good earth.  And despite the police tape, one enormous, choppy, white Arabian stallion and its chaps-wearing rider cowed a clutch of us in on the pavement as it clipped and pawed its way through its paces as though it owned our destinies and our souls.

I pulled my lassie close.  They were just a little too relaxed, these riders.  No-one was wearing a riding hat or jodhpurs. Nobody pulled their immense stallions up short.  Horse and rider paraded along, the animals oblivious to riders talking on their mobiles and lighting cigarettes. The horsewomen wore normal, fashionable clothes and would be indistinguishable from me in attire if they descended from their mounts.  After the blessing, the riders drew up outside bars and ate tapas and drank beer on horseback. I wondered if there was a legal limit and thought of Tam O´ Shanter´s Meg.
Finally, the small animals were led past by their owners, one of whom was my friend Raquel and her little dog Luna, both of them done up for the occasion.  My daughter was thrilled to be allowed to hold the dog and begged us to get her one to bring next year.  We particularly liked the husky accompanying the lady in the wheelchair and the weasel which kept bopping up and down in a little girl´s woolly hat.
But this is our favourite:
Malassie and horse

Nobody, thankfully, was hurt, and we were all blessed.  So, Happy St. Antón, and thank you for another lovely day in Spain.