The ideal couple – and I´m not kidding!
2012 is over, thank the stars, and the carnage of Malala, Miriam and “The Daughter of India”, whose vagina was penetrated by an iron bar during rape, is behind us.
So as we head into 2013, by all accounts destined to be Spain´s worst year since the Invincible Armada bottomed up off the coast of Ireland, TV stations aim to bolster our spirits before the coming fray with cheery, Año Nuevo programmes.
The ideal life is projected before us, happiness, abundance, beauty, couture, a “leggy blonde in a long dress” and:
¡Chicote! The nearest, human equivalent to a meatball with legs, even if he is a renowned chef (in a world in which nearly all the cooking is done by women who don´t look like Sandra Sabatés).
So here´s a little quiz to keep you busy over the New Year. What´s the relationship between the first paragraph above (the one with the carnage) and the photograph above it (the one with the carne)?
Here´s a video to help you along.
¡Feliz feminista 2013 a tod@s!
About Mo
I’ve got quite a few excess pounds – Is polygamy acceptable ?
But of course … you did mean that those pounds are in your bank account and not round your middle, didn´t you?
Have a guess…
Oh dear, depressing. However, you can´t be as bad as Chicote so I´m still your fan, even if you are grumpy.
Where do I apply ?
Apparently Ramón has the address! P.O. Box 69, Password:We´re all the same height when we´re lying down. Fee: One pound of flesh.